Pirate Man’s pube and biscuit crumb-tastic epic 1990s themed spectacular ‘Now that’s what I call Skateboarding’ drips from his lower appendages into a pub near YOU.
DO – Be at Dempsey’s from 8pm.
DO – Come dressed in your finest 90s era costume.
DO – Bring a positive attitude, a penchant for 90s pop music and a creeping fear of the havoc that the Millennium bug will wreak on society!
DON’T – Forgot to be at Dempsey’s at 8pm.
DON’T – Expect to get home before midnight.
DON’T – Complain if the video’s SHIT.
Day off. Rest up. Relax. Ring your mum.
Now that’s what I call a Skate Comp!
DO – Be at the plaza some time after lunchtime.
DO – Bring cans of lager, glue, Weetabix, dog worming tablets or whatever your poison is.
DO – Skate hard, comp everyone, be in it to win it, cheat, talk shit about the competition and DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO WIN!
DON’T – Miss it.
See you there! Here’s some classic Pirate Man from when Boxman held him captive in 2011!