The longest conspiracy theory in the world


Yeah, so anyway, back in 1999 I was reading about conspiracy theories and I came across this one, the longest conspiracy theory ever. It details how the Welsh are actually the illuminati and they run everything that’s ever happened in the world ever.

This information, which is clearly the REAL TRUTH of the world, has all but disappeared from the internet, so where better to preserve the REAL TRUTH than on the hallowed pages of CSC?

It all started back in 3500 BC, when the Celts were spreading out over western Europe. The most powerful Celts remaining are the Welsh, less than two million people, yet look at their impact on the world.

The first “Knights” were King Arthur and his Round Table, and who was telling them what to do? A Welsh Druid (Merlin). Ever since, the Welsh have been running the world. The most powerful and influential men in history were all Welsh: King Arthur, Merlin, Owain Glyndwr, King Henry VIII (and all the Tudor family), three Welshmen signed the Declaration of Independence, more than half of the men who stood at the Alamo were Welsh (Davy Crockett was Welsh), David Lloyd George, Nixon was of Welsh descent, Tom Jones, Anthony Hopkins, Dylan Thomas, Richard Burton…all Welsh. Princess Diana…Princess of WALES, the Welsh built Stonehenge…how can such a tiny country have such a huge influence on the world UNLESS THEY ARE THE REAL ILLUMINATI???!!!

At the same time that the Celts were beginning to dominate Western Europe, King Solomon was building his famed temple. The Free Masons trace their Order back to the building of this temple, and the Bible contains many references for Free Masonry. When King Solomon began building the temple to Jehovah he employed 3600 overseers which is 3 grades of 12 (3×12=36). The measurements for the dimensions are very specific in the Bible, all relative to the power of three. (1 King and 2 Chronicles hold all the info). Hiram of Tyre features heavilky in Masonic lore, and is the master mason that Solomon enlists to build the temple. King Solomon is refereed to as “our First Most Excellent Grand Master” in Masoninc ritual, and all Lodges are dedicated to him.Hiram Abiff is the third Master Mason, and new candidates symbolize this martyr during initiation. The death of Hiram Abiff allegedly led to the loss of the true name of god, as the three Master Masons held one part each of the word (some say the word is JAOBULON consiting of JAO for Jehovah, BUL for Ba’al an ON for Osiris. It is interesting to note that the legend of Abiff and his reburying mimic closely the legends of Osiris and his many burials.) The ensuing battle for power between the Druidic Celts and the Masonic Israelites is what finally led to the movement West of the Masonic power base to the United States. Druidry (or “witchcraft”) was of course immediately made illegal in the US, and subsequent witch-hunts attest to the Masonic need to strip power from the opposing Celtic forces. The true Illuminati, then, are indeed split into two forces, the Druidic Celts and the Masonic Israelites, each leading a people towards a “promised land”, be it Israel, Cambria, or North America.

About this time a man, whose name is unknown, envied the power that the illuminati drew to them. He wanted to rule his country with terror, so he created his own false chapter of the illuminati, and gave it the image of power hungry cruelists. Some people confuse this false chapter with the real thing. However, this is only aiding the true illuminati.

The freemasons took their whole society from the mysteries of Egypt. This is a fact not too often discussed. There is a also a common thread in the two societies. Some of the symbols and rituals are the same, as well as doctrines. Freemasons also adapted many different symbols from ancient African civilations.
A wise man once said: “You must know the root of all things”. If you look at the angle and the square it is derived from the “six point star” symbolizing Israels’ hold over its’ sacred rights. Look toward the establishment of Israel in 1948 and the slaughter of the innocent in Palestine, not Israel.

So now the Illuminati starts to take shape in its’ many facets, from Egypt and Israel to Wales and the US.
However, a surpirsing element comes in from the far East. Everyone’s heard of the Haiku, right? You may think it is just a poem format, but in actuality it is a carriar for illuminati messages. The first and last lines are both 5 beats, the illuminati number which is both even and odd. All together, the total number of beats in a Haiku is 17, yet another illuminati number.

If you look on the back of a one-dollar bill (American) , you will see the Great Pyrimid on the aft side, on the left. This is the Illuminati’s pyrimid. It has “1776″ inscribed on the bottom of it–the beginning on the modern Illuminati. It is not a finished pyrimid–the Illuminati haven’t conquered the world yet. And the eye on the top is Satan’s eye. He is overseeing the assimilation of the world’s people.

But the Illuminati has made people think that it is God’s eye, and not Satan’s sensory organ. But that’s simply not true. It’s Satan’s and don’t ever let anyone tell you anything else. And on May 1, 1776, the modern Illuminati were formed by Adam Weishaupt, and four others. Total of five. An infamous Illuminatic number. That’s why the Pentagon is the Pentagon. Adam Weishaupt came to america and killed George Washington and took his place. A.W. served as the president of the united states for both terms of the presidency. This has been PROVEN, some of the facts are that A.W’s and G.W.’s handwriting are IDENTICAL. A.W. and G.W. also look almost IDENTICAL! Our nation was founded on freemason/illuminati principles. Thomas Jefferson was a freemason/illumiantus, he was also sworn into the Illuminati IN FRACE by A.W. Himself!! T.J. if you remember, came up with the Great Seal of the U.S. found on the back of the dolar bill (the eye on the pyramid) 15 Whether or not GW was killed and replaced by AW is debatable, and is generally not accepted, even among CIA agents.

Back to the pyramid. Many believe T.J. created that seal. But what if it wasn’t him? What if it was someone else entirely? Someone who perhaps had no idea of the Illuminati at all, and maybe, just maybe, the Illuminati took that seal and used it as their own to symbolize that THEY were the government. But of course, that’s only a Maybe. 17 There’s no debating it…the pyramid IS the Illuminati’s symbol. It is accepted as a fact that Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson created that infamous symbol. But really, it doesn’t matter who created it. But it does matter how it’s being used, and what it means. 18 Then came the Mexicans. They send conspiratory messages in their jumping beans and bong resin. Some of their illuminist initiations include screwing goats and laughing at gay, pointless conspiracy bullshit. The Mexicans are more important in Illuminati history than many realize. Their use of peyote buttons can provide a direct intuitive line into Illuminati illuminations. This was discovered by those Most Illustrious Illuminati, Timothy Leary & Co., in Cuernavaca, Mexico, in the 1960s, and thus had to be suppressed by our government.

Of course, the great trick is to figure out which is CODED information masquerading as pointless conspiracy bullshit, and which is serious stuff filled with important revelations. Don’t forget, some pretty fabulous pyramids were built by the Aztecs, Toltecs, Mayans,etc. And don’t forget the infamous “Face” on the planet Mars. There is excessive proof that it is artificial, and it is composed of several pyramids. Also, it is believed to be the former major moon of the 5th planet, which was destroyed in a war 13,000 years ago. It is now the asteroid belt. The Face is a monument to the Illuminati, just like the Washington Monument, built for the ancient Illuminati! 24 The devil, the fallen angel of heaven, has a lot of knowledge. Thus, he is the “illuminated” one. He gives people information, which they, inturn, use this knowledge as power. Remeber, knowledge is power. A man who knows the outcome of a horse race will win a lot of money. The “illuminated” people say that God is evil because he keeps this information from people, and that the devil is good. Of course, this is blasphemy, but you can believe what you want. I’m not some kind of prejudiced crazy man, but I stick firm to what I believe is the truth. The extraterestrials are probably demons, or agents of the devil. They give technologies and knowledge to people as well, in exchange for the right to experiment on a “limited” amount of human beings. The government, some for and some against the aliens, are raising money through drug selling to their own citizens to defend the earth against the aliens. The Cold War was a smoke screen in order for large amounts of military spending. President Kennedy was killed because he found out the plot of the drug ring, which he found linking government officials and orginized crime. Thus, he was shot by the secret service agent in the front of the car, which is why Jakie Kennedy was trying to run away through back of the car. This is only logical. Anyway, the governments of the world believe that the best way to face the alien threat is by a global, united, earth government. This plays to the devil’s plan, which he controls both the governments and the aliens. The government then uses the tactic of chaos and control to reach this goal. ie. The recent killings in schools will boost the public opinion to take away guns, thus creating a controllable people. Oops, got to go. write alter. Cthulhu & Godzilla? is there a connection? they both came from the pacific ocean… the watchers of the deep, cthulhus guardians or the real reason behind sushi? also cthulhu was imprisoned beneath the ocean and came from another “sphere”… those of us in the “know” realize that the Illumanati’s true goal is to seperate the truly paranoid from those of us who are able to think. The wheat from the chaff so to speak. To prove this would take too long but I ask those of you who have gone through Chapel Perilous to really take a look at your thinking process. If you are now a stone cold paranoid raving about how the government is out to get you, then you aren’t much use to the Illumanti and will be eliminated. On the other hand, if you came out of C.P. a true agnostic, able to think on your own then the Illumanati will be contacting you shortly. Fnord 23 23. 28 I hate to tell you, but that Satan’s Eye thing on the back of the $1 bill? Wrong. Very very wrong. That is the symbol known as the All Seeing Eye. It represents enlightenment, which the Illuminato are (theoretically?) trying to bring about. Besides, Satan is just a perverted form of Set-hen. (which literally means Lord Set. Egyptian mythology) 30 its very possible that the illuminati use religion to help them controll the masses. with this they can control 36% with the christian religion alone. and by doing this, you not only get control, but control without anyone realizing it, and enjoying it!

As far as a plot goes, the powers at large definitly wish to control the world through monitary means. The negative vibes of greed and personal survival are everywhere, people are separating rapidly. This feels bad. I believe mass devestation will occur. Sadly many will perish. Luckily we live in a world/reality of free will!! So.. think good thougts and help someone intead of killing/separating this society. But then they came up with this idea of “hey! why don’t we get people to think up crazy ideas of us conquering the world so that we can put them into action. Then, we can actually control the world through Hitler’s brain and bigfoot.” Thus the purpose of this page. That bring us to a lone FBI agent. Stuck in a small town in western Washington. That had an obession with cherry pie, & donuts. The pie were cut in to 23 slices. Plus the donuts had 5 sides. He know there’s a conspiracy here.

Speaking of the NWO, have you perhaps noticed those odd diamond-shaped patches on the freeways you drive on? These are not simply your county road commission making the highways and byways of this great land safer for all the good little taxpayers. No my friends, beneath these patches are sophisticated electronics. This is merely Phase One of a greater plan. Soon, all new cars will be equipped with a kill switch of sorts. Similarly, all licence plates will contain a small broadcasting device that will continually emit a beacon unique to your vehicle. The devices beneath the road will read these beacons and if the driver of the vehicle does not possess the necessary security clearance, the kill switch will be flipped and the vehicle will stop without possibility of restarting until the authorities arrive. This will effectively enable the NWO to cordon off whole sections of the country to develop their nefarious plots without danger of the masses stumbling upon their doings. The labor for this project is provided by evil Tibetan Yeti workers. Take a close look at the roadworkers you pass. Chances are, they will be hunched over to disguise their true height and their faces will have a rubbery, unreal quality to them. A small number of North American Yeti (Sasquatch) who are opposed to the NWO have tried to infiltrate the ranks of the roadworker Yeti. These attempts ended in the discovery and deaths of these noble cousins of humankind, but we have reason to believe they were able to render many of the highway detection devices inoperable before they were executed. UP TO THIS POINT everything that has been written is pure nonsense designed to weed out the lightweights. The effective Illuminati are what? What are the Illuminati, really and truly? Let’s put down all the serious definitions and look at them, I say. And speaking of the NWO, they are making their presence known to the world via the NWO Wrestling. Everyone knows that pro wrestling is fake, so the real NWO is using their name to hide behind, making their own presence seem like something else as they plot and laugh at those who have no idea…

Perhaps even sheep deserve a chance at the truth. There are certain God given truths and rights. Some ancient peoples of Mesopotamia, Egypt, India, and China practiced these truths peacefully for many ages. Yet with the inevitable law of change and the eternal struggle between order and chaos, certain natural evils existed as well. Out of those evils arose doctrines and hateful men that would oppress and destroy the God given truths and rights that peoples of the Ancient Mysteries practiced and believed in. Those evil men, out of lust for power eventually saw a great weapon they could use. A weapon which would permanently blind and enslave the ignorant. The brutal and treacherous suppression of the Knights Templar by Philip le Bel and Pope Clement came to mark that greed and hate. Greed and hate was indeed what came to be the Evil Inquisition. However many of those truths that the Roman Catholics aimed so arduously to eliminate were preserved and secured within the occult traditions of Freemasonry and Rosicrucianism. These secret societies which had to go underground worked tirelessly to undermine the evil empire of death which destroyed all intellect. It was only through the secret societies that the Renaissance could begin to take place, and finally with the formation of the United States as those words beneath the pyramid state “Novus Ordo Seclorum”, which signify that finally there was a sovereign nation where church and state were truly separate. The Christian church has never had a blow quite like it. And the encroaching bonds and chains that the church then had on people have been dissipating ever since. Now, with the world having seemingly shrunk within decades almost all things are under control. The NWO is indeed very real. A Rothschild once said “Give me control of a nations currency, and I care not who makes it’s laws.” This statement only helps show us that certain people are very aware of what really controls things. And with our Global Economy now being under control you can rest assured you are in our hands. Let me explain the True Pyramid of Power (I have no fears in revealing this, because the majority of your brains are not capable of comprehending what it really means).

The top level is a single Individual. Beneath him is The Committee of 300 comprised of the wealthiest and most powerful families and people of our Globe (in particular the Rothschilds, Rockefellers and countless others). Beneath that is the Bilderburg Group and the Club of Rome. Who in turn give orders to the (British) Royal Institute on International Affairs and the (US) Council on Foreign Relations and the (US) Trilateral Commission (headed by David Rockefeller)and of course our friends the IMF. The RIIA and the CFR can be traced back to Illuminati ideals through an Oxford professor named John Ruskin one of who’s pupils was a certain Cecil Rhodes who hit it huge in the diamond business in Africa. Rhodes formed what he called the Round Table which in turn officially became the RIIA in England and the CFR in the US. Past and current CFR members include Robert and Edward Kennedy, Hubert Humphrey, Henry Kissinger, Nelson Rockefeller, Eisenhower, JFK, Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Bill Clinton (not to mention the hundreds from most of the US media corporations and universities). So now that things are under very tight control, we can look to the future. Once the One World Government emerges officially we will be able to put forth a solution to the population growth crisis and begin to manage our resources for more serious means as opposed to just fighting one another. We will be able to focus on biological studies of ourselves and our minds and memory and thought process in order that we may create new ideas that we could not conceive before so that we may build technology to take us where ultimately our journey lies…

(And that’s why I say, HOORAY for the forces of international financial chaos and the at least temporary downfall of the New World Order! LET IT ALL FALL DOWN!!!!)

The Illuminati Society is the one and only organization that will place the “Glorious Leader” in power and this leader will unite the EU and will be th one that the Apostle Paul calls the Son of Hell (Perdition). I urge al readers and writers of this page to understand that even with thier leader the Antichrist on his way to power, that they focus thier energies on not what the Illuminati is but on who they fight: Jesus of Nazareth, the Messiah!

Just as the bronze age gave way inevitably to the iron age, new technology pretty much dictates if not the players of the future, then certainly the rules and the board! Stretch the analogy over your eyes, and take a good look at Area 57 for instance. The Illuminati, NWO head honchos know the value of technology as a means to control the masses. A wise man once said “He who has the biggest gun, holds the biggest sway…” Well no on really said that, but we all get the picture.

For thousands of years now, a race of humanoid aliens who destroyed their own planet have sought to terra-form and colonise earth. If it weren’t for the Powers That Be, this would have happenned some time ago. To cut a long story short, we’ve been mucking around on borrowed time, and Truman and his successors made a compact with the aliens for landing rights in Nevada in exchange for technology. (e.g. F19 stealth bomber)

The aliens so marred their own home world that the men are almost sterile and the women all but barren. They use androids, sexless little droids to carry out impregnations, tissue samples and clonings on our inhabitants for now obvious reasons. The Illuminati, in full control and subject only to the inevitable “Snowball Effect” now do not even have permission to go to Area 57 in Nevada. Fact!
Food for thought no doubt. Anyway, what do we as “helpless” citizens do? The answer is not much. There is no one to report crap of this nature to, because everybody is either in or bought out or too conscious of their own mortality. ONLY the masses, the people at large could possible make a difference, by sheer force of numbers alone, and we’re all too duped like sheep into believing that everything is all right and conspiracy theories are silly.

I think it is naive to assume that. We should open our eyes and smell the nineties. The NWO dictate EVERY part of our lives. They play puppet governments and idle politics against each other like pawns on a chess board, to fit their own ends. We get given all the tools for mass brainwashing and we lap it up as if our salvation depended on it! Pornography, drugs, rave music, happy clappy religions and sport.
Each of those things may have had their own merits, but they all come home to mamma and get used ultimately as a tool for world domination.

All world religions are false, all governments are controlled, all medical advances are well timed and all technological advances are patented and hidden to be released when it best suits those who pull the strings.
Now, as the Millenium approaches, the Illuminati have begun a campaign among the idle and overly-creative of the United States and indeed the world, to infiltrate the Internet with web pages which mock the history, participants, beliefs, activities (including supposed-activities, non-activities, and anti-activities) of the llluminati. The sole purpose of this Campaign is to rid society as a whole of any fear it may have of the Illuminati. By the year 2000 and beyond they will have begun their Bizzare Campaign, which will maintain fear suppression and achieve merely utter confusion about the details of the Illuminati. Confusion then will be the ultimate tool, as only the Illuminati and I know who they are. In order to preserve my life, I will offer only one hint as to the identity of its’ Members: They are the “they” everyone is always talking about (as in, “You know what *they* say”, or “*They* just don’ t make things the way they used to..”

As the years fall away and time seems to end, the Illuminatit hide awaiting the coming of Jesus Christ, who appeared in the form of Shawn Maldonado May 13, 1979. When the time comes he will rise and depend the people of the world against the evils that lay below the levels of humanity. The battle will be long and Christ will die, but again the people will live on. The number 7649594 will reign that day and will forever bw remembered as the day Christ left us.

The Illuminati will try to gain the control of the world along with the pladians and the greys. It is there purpose to gain the control over our emotions love and caring by over-emphasizing hate, destruction, and seperation. But there plans can be overcome. When the photon belt reaches us which will grant us light instead of the darkness we now exist in. We will become one and a unit. It is that unit that can destroy all that “they” have created. Expect major change from 2000 onto 2012, when we attain the fifth dimension. Fear is also a negative emotion that can be overcome. But be wary, travellers can be as close as an enemy and even your best friend. Universal Unity. C.A.R.E.

The greys and the Illuminati must have complete control over our reality before the year 2012, because once the wave hits our planet all individuals will control their own reality. Those who are ready to move on to a higher plane will do so, but those who are still concernrned with material things will change into a physical form of their choosing. The only thing left on the planet will be structures of completely natural materials. This is why the Sphinx survived from the last time we went through a reality shift like this. And of course, once the entire population of earth consists of powerhungry sexual fantasies running around Eden with no technology it is only a matter of time before society collapses into a stone age tribal state and civilization has to start all over again. The last time it only took a thousand years for all memory of the previous reality to disappear from the mass consciousness. Of course the funniest part about this, the most ironic part, is that the illuminati will be the first to be stuck on this planet. Their whole philosophy is based on the acquisition of earthly power. You can not achieve enlightenment with that attitude. Look at what the greys turned into after their reality shift. Why do you think they are so concerned with our planet, they are hoping to get it right this time. The illuminati have siddhis without enlightenment. They have great powers over mind and matter, but in the end it will amount to nothing. Is it any wonder that their lunar base keeps springing air leaks all the time.

HOW EVER the real threat to humanity is the one with one eye who will will cause great feats of illusion and decieve the people in many things posing as god! receiving praise from the many who already are worshiping his symble the one eye of the media the two dimensional world of his followers the mats…
After all we’re still here the truth is not to be found oin the words of this page. you have ridiculed the truth of the matter. the illuminati exist in all facits of world government. The truth is not to be found in the words of this page. you have ridiculed the truth of the matter. the illuminati exist in all facits of world government.
Australian Prime Minister, John Howard’s eyebrows are actually small symbyotic aliens used to demoralise the people into believing that the government is useless and therefore undermine the Illuminati.

One of the more famous illuminati is Saddam Hussein. Although very few people realize this, it is obvious when you think about it. He is a decendent of the Masonic-Isrealite illuminati that migrated to the area with the lost Isreali tribe of Dan. It is even thought by some that Hussein is in fact half alien and that the illuminati have their hands in governments throughout the galaxy and not just on this planet.

Hussein is not the only link between earth and the galactic illuminati. Ross Perot, Hillary Clinton, and various less reknown people are also in this class of ‘people’. In fact, even the famous ‘elephant man’ was one of these hybrids. Many readers have probably heard of Ang and Chang, the original Siamese Twins. The truth is, they were illuminati of the full alien blooded sort searching for mates on this planet. They had 21 children between the two of them. How’s that for proof. The alien genes are recessive and take 3 generations to actually appear. So be warned!

In the year 2001, the financial system of the US will crash according to the plans of the NWO. They will put in cash for the continuation of the International Space Station in return for orbit time. After taking over the Space Station, they will send a beacon out to waiting illuminati aliens. They will come and help execute their plans for world conquest. By this time, all the wold leaders will have been replaced by New Age Agents and the enslavement of the masses will be relitively simple.

Too close to the truth.

The NWO, who controls the CIA, FBI DEA and others will all go AWOL and because of Y2K the world will be FUBAR, and we will all be SOL.

And the pyramids… The pyramids are really just secret night clubs for the NWO and the aliens. THIS IS TRUE! The aliens all listen to the newest DJ spins and electronica music. Why? So they can kick back after working hard implanting the AIDS virus into people. This is not an STD! It was simply invented to reduce the population of the countries younger generations. Condoms were invented by some sort of Rebel group trying to counteract the effect of the new disease. BELIEVE NO DOCTORS!!! They are all a part of the Illuminati.
The doctors feed you those “Cures” but they are the true disease. Each doctor has his own funding from the Illuminati. We try to tell you but you just don’t listen, they are everywhere. Doctors are just there to test new biological weapons on you, do not believe in the lies.

We say that doctors give us the disease but, in fact they are the disease. The Illuminati has infested down to the roots of those who would save us. We have none that can be trusted, your mother no, your father no, God almighty only knows, but wait, maybe they created him. Only you can trust yourself. They can do anything they want. The Illuminati has to be stopped. Those who belived the shit that went down with Ken Starr and that bitch Monica Lewinsky have been fooled by the great decievers the Illuminati. We should be proud of Bill Clinton for standing against the Brotherhood. Yet we should mourn the loss of a great leader. They will get to him. Sela.

Monica Lewinski and Paula Jones are simply tools of the group, Sisters of Delphi, a society dating back to ancient Greece. Much of their lore has been lost over the centuries and they have become a hand of the Marconi/Tesla Megaplex. The M/TM is a huge city hidden in the Andes founded by Marconi and Tesla after faking their deaths. It is a city of very high technology and will be a major force in overcoming the NWO. Eleven years ago, they ousted the Nazis and aliens remaining at the South pole and are purportedly in contact with denizens of the Hollow Earth. The NWO’s attempts to stop the M/TM have been consistently foiled due to the Megaplex’s advanced technology and their inability to be tempted with monetary gain.
and all the citizens in the world have a microchip in thir head placed there from birth to keep a record of all of what they see and do . AT any time someone could be seeing what you are doing when you think no ones there. and i thought i was just weird for thinking someone was watching me.

What pisses me off the most is how the illuminati took 2pac away from us with all their “mind control!” How long are we going to allow this to happen? And my moms generation …..they all miss elvis dearly…..THAT should’ve been the last straw!!!!!!!!come on !!we have to start sticking up for ourselves…together!!!
The Mayan Calendar discovered in Mexico predicted the end of time in2012 AD.This islinked to numerous predictions regarding this planet which has been used as a virtual football(soccer-uk)by various ETs for many amillenium.What they all want is available only on this planet and it relates to the unique gravity/speed of eletron-spin/density properties on Earth.That prized commodity only available to humans or human/ET hybrids(those are the experiments going on in area 51 and Mexico underground),,…is…..FREE WILL that is what the Illuminati agenda is really about .They are trying to prevent Earth reaching its evolutionary goal of ascension to the 4th dimension before the time runs out in 2012! (whew)

The biggest plan right now is to get control of everyone threw the use of mind control chemicals in the form of processed food. Parasites are geting out of control in the food supply weakening the general public without them realizing it.

The parasites get taken into the bloodstream and enter in to the brain, draining valuable IQ points. Then they go dormant The parasites have been genetically engineered to reawaken at 2012, sending everyone into a comatose condition until the illuminati and their cohorts give an antedote so they can use them as slave labor.

However, several agents of a paramilitary group known as MAQUIS have infiltrated the Illuminati chain of command. One agent, known only as 27, is currently preparing for the biggest covert operation of all time: assassination of the extraterrestrial being known as Yog-Sothoth which has been supplying the Illuminati chiefs with their advanced subliminal mind-control technology. This agent is currently posing as an executive of Microsoft. More agents are located throughout all major North American cities, organizing and training freedom fighters for mass riots and terrorism to defeat Illuminati aims.If all goes well, the MAQUIS will effectively crush the Illuminati in as little as 6 years.

Illuminati for my mind soul and my body

One of these Maquis agents is actually a federal agent working for the United States Border Patrol. Why the Border Patrol you ask? It’s simple the Border Patrol is trained to deal with Aliens. In case you have not heard Congress has spent billions of dollars to beef up the border Patrol and its new operation Gatekeeper. The Border Patrol is A federal Agency but they are considered the bastard children of the Federal Law Enforcement system. They are led by a man known only as 7 he is the reason we are beefing up the Border Patrol in preparation for the mass influx of Aliens that will try to enter this Country. The Patrol is the best armed and best trained federal law enforcement agency in the U.S.We along with the rest of the underground will crush the alien invaders and restore order to the world….

The Illuminati is watching…

MAQUIS is lead by a man known to the other agents as 1, but his birth name was Caius Germanicus. He was a simple centurian until the Roman defeat at Carrhae in 53 B.C. The Parthian victors sold him as a slave to the Chinese. This was just after the reign of Emporer Wu, when mysticism was popular in the court and the Emporer himself was searching for the elixer of immortality. It was by chance that Germanicus was bought by a taost alchemist and nei-tan expert, and eventually learned the secret of immortality. He eventually made his way back to europe, after spending time with enlightened masters in Tibet and India. By the time he made it back to the west he was going by the name Comte St Germain and was busy forming the Order of the Rosy Cross and becoming involved with other hermetic branches of the illuminati. It wasn’t until Weishaupt took the place of George Washington as the president of the United States that St Germain grew disenchanted with the Illuminati. At that point he realized that the illuminated masters were being duped by the greys, that they were selling out the human race for empty promises from beings who have already managed to destroy their own world and now want to destroy our own. That is why MAQUIS needed to be formed. We only have twelve years until the great shift, and we don’t want them controlling how reality shifts.

Of course the Comte St Germain is full of contradictions and anything he says can not be taken at face value. He claims to have witnessesd the ministry of Jesus, but according to the information he gave on his life that would be impossible. St Germain was still in Tibet when Jeshua Ben Miriam (Christ’s true name) was studying in India, and by the time St Germain made it to India, Jesus had long since departed this plane. The Comte St Germain is a trickster, and would do almost anything for the sheer amusement value. There is every chance that he is playing the discordians against the illuminati against the greys just to see what chaos will result. Which, when you think about it, is the discordian way.

The Illuminati are not totally in control! Who is? Aliens have had them under control because they dare not show themselves, because of the controversy that would cause.

Y2K? That is just the master plan of the aliens that plan to enslave humanity as chaos rises on 1-1-00. Why not before? More of us now than 100 years ago and we’re not self-reliant anymore– we depend on technology to do our bidding. It’s the end unless… we can stop them in their tracks!!! Who’s with ME???
The NWO has contributed large amounts of money into children’s television programs such teletubbies, power rangers, nick jr, and various disney programs. The purpose: condition young children to become zombie-like slaves to the returning aliens from the Lost Continent of Atlantis when the year 2000 hits.

Unfortunately, what no one has realized yet, is that the real aliens behind the ones visiting Earth are really machines! The machines were made by us and took over the universe in the future and by programming us, they hope to re-invent themselves in a better and more powerful form!

10 Responses to “The longest conspiracy theory in the world”

  1. :L sounds pretty legit, but if Wales is like some super power, can they give me shitloads of free boards :P

  2. wales in an anagram of power . . . . think about it

  3. Lol, we should of already known :D

  4. Al power Says:
    August 29, 2009 at 8:15 am
    Hello peeps! This bank holiday Sunday we have a load of mini Market stalls, bands, Djs, roasts, cakes, sk8 vids and more all kicking off at 4pm-4am at buffalo bar.
    I will be selling some of my old knackered decks and wheels & lots of random vinyl that has been left in the bars by dj’s over the years! If you fancy a drink and some complete bargains!!! Come along

  5. THOMAS JONES Says:

    if we run the world, how come we are a poor relation to ANGLO SAXON ENGLAND? STAY OFF THE CRACK.

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  10. Mr non retarded Says:

    you = retarded in the face xD if we were illuminati don’t you think we wouldn’t have huge unemployment and teenage sluts xD

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